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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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the-dark-tourist:

sarah millican reading 50 shades…

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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sheeranal:

I say like a lot because I have no clue what im fucking saying

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fuckmestupid:

Hello, welcome to my home.

fuckmestupid:

Hello, welcome to my home.

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olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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